"Every girl who lengthens her skirt and every boy who breaks his Xiaomi

Presented before you is a summary of topics from the daily lesson as delivered by our teacher, The Rav, Rabbi Eliezer Berland shlit"a - yesterday after the Maariv (evening) prayer, Wednesday night, the 16th of Teves, Parshas Shemos:

Everyone is going to Chava Stern to register for Emunas Tzion; one can also register with Natan Goldblum. With Hashem's help, all the girls will be seminary students, and seminaries will open in all the kibbutzim. Then there will be no girls in captivity; right now, we are waiting for an answer from Hamas every minute. They are ready to give up everything to them—Tel Aviv, Jerusalem. Perhaps Shuvu Banim will move from Jerusalem tomorrow and give it to Hamas; Israel is giving up on everything. Even the Philadelphi Corridor. Every day five soldiers are killed; on Thursday five were killed, on Shabbos (Sabbath) three, on Monday also five when a three-story building collapsed. This is all because they do not lengthen their skirts and they hold Xiaomi [smartphones]. Every time someone looks at a forbidden sight, a three-story building falls and five are killed; this morning they also hit an explosive device. They are giving up on everything; [weapons] enter every day through the Philadelphi Corridor. Now there will be two phases [of a deal], but we want three phases—in the third phase, everyone is killed, and nothing will remain of Hamas. Biden does not agree to kill them all. In another three days, Trump will be elected and everything will flip on the yahrtzeit (anniversary of passing) of the Rambam (Maimonides). Everyone is traveling to the Rambam; at twelve [o'clock] they immerse in the Kinneret (Sea of Galilee), then they travel to the inauguration in New York. In America, they don't believe in blood libels. In Europe, they find a slaughtered child and say the Jews killed him; on that same day, they slaughtered all the Jews, but in truth, whoever owed him money was the one who slaughtered him. The Black Plague—who did it? They said the Jews. In America, it's not like that. In America, they wait. There was someone found killed, and they said, "Let's wait 24 hours." Then they saw someone with a six-hundred-thousand-dollar watch, and they understood he was the murderer. Everyone said the Jews murdered; Biden said the Jews are murderers, committing genocide. In another three days, everything will flip. This is all [due to] the prayers. And everyone should break their Xiaomi [smartphone], and every girl should register with Chava Stern for Emunas Tzion. These are the institutions of The Rav, loyal to The Rav. Now, from 9:15 until Chatzos (midnight), study 4 pages of Gemara (Talmud). The women should say Tehillim (Psalms) and Likutey Halachos, and they should say Tikkun Chatzos (Midnight Lamentation) and go to sleep so they can go to the seminary tomorrow; every girl must go to a seminary. Because you are studying Bava Batra. "Baruch ben Odel Kadosh Merachem Imo" (Baruch son of Odel, holy from his mother's womb) is the acronym for Bava Kamma. In the Lewis trial, the greatest priest came and said he knows the entire Tanach (Bible). Batya Berg relates that there were Christians in Europe who still believe that blood is needed for matzos (unleavened bread); in London, there were signs saying, "Watch your children." He saw Rabbi Yosef Chaim Sonnenfeld, so he [-]. In another three days, everything will flip, but only if they break the Xiaomi [smartphone]. Because the greatest test for a girl is to lengthen her skirt. Every girl who lengthens her skirt and every boy who breaks his Xiaomi [smartphone], at that moment he becomes like the Baal Shem Tov (founder of Chassidism), and we shall merit the complete Geulah (Redemption) speedily in our days, Amen!